May 2013
12 posts
e-zekiel:
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
crush: no
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
kissmycatastrophe:
buttlicked:
You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER
April 2013
16 posts
justintheallan:
soycrates:
endreal:
avatar-addiction:
nicotineenema:
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
thatfunnyblog:
if you thought crocs were bad look at jean flops
I believe you owe my soul an apology.
Funny Stuff you like?
I Still Shoot Film: Film Photographer Spotlight:... →
istillshootfilm:
Name: Ryan Harding Age: 23 Location: London, UK Photographing For: 5 years Cameras: Fujifilm Klasse W, Asahi Pentax Spotmatic F, Mamiya 645 Pro TL, Hasselblad 500C/M Fav Films: Fuji Superia, Fuji Provia, and Kodak Portra
Ryan on why he shoots film: “I shoot film primarily because…
March 2013
31 posts
doctormagnuseverdeen:
musiclove4life:
philsmismatchedsocks:
andsoheismyjohn:
fancifullauren:
lonelywhiteasian:
nippush:
once a gecko fell into my shirt and i screamed like a girl
once a girl fell into my shirt and i screamed like a gecko
once a shirt fell into my girl and I geckoed like a scream
once a scream fell into my gecko and i girled like a shirt
once a shirt screamed...
Led Zeppelin- 1975: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj- 2012: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
“It doesn’t make sense to call ourselves ugly, because we don’t really see...”
– dirty wings (via thatsgoldjerry)
