e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time and then another person fell and another and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
kissmycatastrophe: buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there. I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER
justintheallan: soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone. Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
thatfunnyblog: if you thought crocs were bad look at jean flops I believe you owe my soul an apology. Funny Stuff you like?
I Still Shoot Film: Film Photographer Spotlight:... →
istillshootfilm: Name: Ryan Harding Age: 23 Location: London, UK Photographing For: 5 years Cameras: Fujifilm Klasse W, Asahi Pentax Spotmatic F, Mamiya 645 Pro TL, Hasselblad 500C/M Fav Films: Fuji Superia, Fuji Provia, and Kodak Portra Ryan on why he shoots film: “I shoot film primarily because…
doctormagnuseverdeen: musiclove4life: philsmismatchedsocks: andsoheismyjohn: fancifullauren: lonelywhiteasian: nippush: once a gecko fell into my shirt and i screamed like a girl once a girl fell into my shirt and i screamed like a gecko once a shirt fell into my girl and I geckoed like a scream once a scream fell into my gecko and i girled like a shirt once a shirt screamed...
Led Zeppelin- 1975: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj- 2012: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
It doesn’t make sense to call ourselves ugly, because we don’t really see...– dirty wings (via thatsgoldjerry)